Today in I lost $200, drank at a to-go Sin City Brewery beer stand in the middle of a mall, saw Alice Cooper running a roulette table, ate at one of Mario Batali’s restaurants (it was just like Otto in Manhattan), watched Elvis and Temptations live in concert, drank a six-pack worth of Sam Adams for free, won enough money for gambling tomorrow, purchased a Hawaiian beer—a Kona Pipeline Porter, made with 100% Kona coffee—at a 24-hour beer bar in the New York-New York casino and accompanied my father to a Fatburger at 2:30 in the morning while he purchased some late-night munchies and drank a beer.

I love Las Vegas.